Hold bottles of crystal champagne in hand,
pour all down, with blondie, at grandstand.
The Wharton jelly seal the bloody cord,
Mama, at lap, helps in coveted awards.
His mother and his mother trap in scandals,
Oil tumbles, Mr. Ringgit slides with damsels.
The Ivy whizz kid casts his magic,
billions evaporate with simple flick.
The audience shouts to expose the culprits,
unaware that the powerful are real bandits.